功夫男仆

功夫男仆

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0.0|03月28日|HD国语|共1集
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  天降在襁褓时被遗弃,被武当山的道长收养,从小生活在空谷之中,不谙世事。成长过程耳闻目染,练就一身功夫同时也对道法领悟颇多。天降长大后负责观里的食物烹饪和采购,一次偶然的机会,天降被卷入物质世界的诱惑中,开始重新理解亲情、友情、爱情三大情感问题。这个从小在武当山长大的穷小子是怎样逆袭,获得白富美芳心?又怎样让富二代们刮目相看?一个用道家阴阳法化解世界丑恶的故事就此展开。

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  约翰·布雷斯(尼古拉斯·凯奇 Nicolas Cage 饰)被正义天使拉萨罗斯附体,但天使暴躁乖戾,遇到坏人就要吸取他们的灵魂。
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