三毛（贾林 Jia Lin 饰）从来就是银幕上喜剧人物。这次，三毛从军了。抗日战争全面爆发了，无所事事的三毛一心想着为国立功，加入了军队。不料，新兵训练的时候就笑话百出。手榴弹实弹投掷训练时，三毛一不小心就将手榴弹投到了战壕里，搞得全军上下一片乌黑。稀里糊涂的三毛随后参加了一支敢死队，笑话百出的他和队友们竟一股全歼了敌军。 抗敌有功，三毛高升到后勤部，不用再上战场了，却成了师长姨太太的跟班。整天被使唤也闹了不少笑话。不料兵败师长自杀，三毛又重投兵营。一次执行空降任务时，三毛和以前的知心战友遭到伏击，大难不死却落入深山。一等就等到了抗战结束，三毛和战友早已成了野人。
In the British countryside, the Harver family head out on an idyllic summer camping trip where they can bury past tensions and enjoy some family bonding. But when their camp is sabotaged by an unseen intruder in the night, they head to the nearby creepy old farm desperate for help, where vengeful farmer Hunt Hansen and his hideously deformed son aren't farming animals... Caged and waiting for their limbs to be severed, cooked and eaten one at a time, the Harver family must overcome their differences and unite in order to escape alive!
伟大卫国战争时期。刚从军校毕业的谢尔盖·奥加尔科夫来到前线，他的第一个任务是向炮兵师传达撤退指示。但由于缺乏经验，奥加尔科夫中途迷路，外加炮兵师已被包围，命令没有被传达，炮兵师被歼灭。奥加尔科夫被军事法庭判处死刑，上级指示他的同龄人、哈萨克族列兵朱拉巴耶夫负责押送，然而突然杀来的德国人却改变了事情发展的方向……
